1 Bottle Llano Sweet Red Table Wine (or comparable) 1/2 Cup Vodka, or more to taste 1 Bottle Pellegrino Sparking Water 1 Large Orange (2 small) 2 Limes 1 Large Lemon (2 small) 1 Green Apple 3/4 Cup Sugar,  add more to taste after putting everything together before chilling. A large, preferablly glass pitcher for presentation (you eat ... Read More

I was crying after watching this. FYI, I apologize in advance for the one crude statement at the end. This was just too good not to post. Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard ... Read More